This row in front of you is like duck, duck, goose - but eating disorder, eating disorder, failed eating disorder
We are like the golden girls with less cheesecake and more drugs.
We're like two naked peas in a sex pod.
she carries around a jar of peanut butter. "just in case".
I remember coming home with a cat... I havent seen it all day. Shit.
she's using motion activated glade air fresheners as some sort of early warning system
I'm not judging you... I'm judging our friendship
no one could get around him on the stairs cause he surrounded himself with all the empties he could find, he said he was building a fort. then he passed out on them.
We built a fire and had sex in the kiddie pool. Then he washed my hair
Strong work
Do you rver get that feeling like their are poprocks filling ur boday?
Always a gay best friend, never a bridesmaid
i like beer, sex, and cooking. what more can he want?
Is it sad to eat a candy bra by yourself?
Have you ever been anal in a bush on the Vegas strip drunk?
Will exercising make me less horny?
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