halloween costumes for girls are easy, slutty teacher, slutty cop, slutty nurse, etc...
exactly, that's why i want something interesting
slutty neuroscientist?
she said she likes her vagina punished
being with you and your tiny dick is punishment enough
then they caught me trying to hide the turtle in the fridge
She was sitting there stuffing her face rubbing my back with a dorito cheese filled hand while eating something else with the other hand as I was crying.
I created a photogrid for every picture he has ever sent me of his penis. Now I can see every angle at one time. THIS IS GREAT.
you texted me "dude im face"
it sounded so right at the time
I thought he was having it in Athens. Alright. Have fun. Please save my dignity and refrain from talking about my boobs and sexual "abilities". If I have any. I just feel like they are going to ask. Repeat after me. And repeat it 5 more times. This is going to be the phrase you're going to rely on tonight: "I can neither deny or confirm such actions."
My neck is PURPLE. This is NOT a good day to be indoctrinated by the cardinal...
i warned you not to do dabs 20 minutes before graduation. You never listen
Oh I'm sorry does your girlfriend send you better pictures of things in her ass? No? Didn't think so. Remember that the next time you wanna complain how I don't make the first move enough.
Can you please stop having such an active social life? I'm tryna get fucked over here
He woke up to me masturbating during the presidential address. Now he won't stop making jokes.
did anyone ever come to your door asking about the blood on the floor?
Me and my boss just exchanged pictures of our bongs and such...I don't know I feel about this
It goes to show, Sane person, daddy doms, little girls, all of us may seem different but deep inside we all grow wisdom teeth
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