the quote on the bathroom wall was "stop reading this and focus on peeing" and i realized i'd peed on the seat.
I wanna get FUCKED up and fail the piss test at my eval so they send me to detox and give me suboxone... Is that bad?
Just ate applesauce I laced with percocets for dinner. I'm pretty sure my grandmother does the same thing.
Dear vodka that I hid in a water bottle in the backseat of Blairs car, I'm sorry that she gave you away to a man on side of the road with an over heated engine. I'm sure the car doesn't appreciate you as much as I would have.
Correct me if I'm wrong, but I did not stop moving last night. If tequila gives me that extra push to have an active lifestyle, so be it.
She looked at it and said "your dick is like the golden gate bridge."
There is nothing scarier than watching yourself breathe in the mirror while on shrooms.
and being hungover still at 4 in the afternoon is NOT "having allergies"
You know how I've been hooking up with my ex? Well he told me he loved me and I said I was just there for sex so let's get it done. He looked sad, but he did it anyways. And life was good again.
I'm having an emotional breakdown watching baby sloths on YouTube you need to come save me from myself.
Am I a bad person for getting my ex to DD me and a random hookup home last night?
He also ordered me a vibrator last week, so the flowers kind of balance it out
Virgins should have to wear a badge. This burden is too heavy...
I don't care if his family has ties to the mafia, you go over there, ride his dick until it breaks off, put his dick back on, and keep on riding. Lather, rinse, repeat.
Thanks for the support, sis.
My ass is in a myriad of pain right now
Lesson learned - Taco Bell before a long night of BDSM is a BAD idea
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