whoa...plan B gets you drunker quicker.
By the way the awkward moment from yesterday is now a bad situation I have to figure out.
Thank you Grey Goose.
I guess she didn't feel like it. There was hair all over it and everything
I hate that the only Italian aspect of me is I get red and sweaty when I drink
Relationship's official after skype sex--college kid at his finest.
he got his own cum in his own eye. TWICE. how do you make that mistake again?
My male hookup buddy is gonna meet my female hookup buddy, let the awkward hookup games begin!
I still love him regardless of his misguided forays into heterosexuality
Toilet is so comfy. Serious question/why does weed make every surface feel like bed?
you were stumbling down richmond carrying a girl in a nurse costume. its not even halloween dude
In this town being related to a brewing family or the owner of a sports team is like being royalty. It's like hooking up with the queen's nephew or something.
You gotta pick a side. My suggestion: side with tits.
So we became Pizza Strippers- we stripped and asked for slices of pizza in return.
I'm slacking. We've been hooking up for months and I have yet to bang him while he's wearing the clown mask.
U NO SLUT. YOUR HEART IS JUST FREE.
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