i've decided to use this saturday afternoon to take care of my pube situation
So I missed her say 'don't' before 'come in me'. She felt what was happening and freaked - which actually made the moment 100x better.
his fiance had made him a calendar of pictures of her. he asked if he should take it down and i said no. i wanted her to watch.
when we asked you if you had had anything to drink tonight you looked up from the toilet while cupping the water into your hands and said "this.. just this"
I hate about 85% of people that I meet. I'm an awful person. In reality my only redeeming qualities are my face, my amazing scissoring skills and the fact that children love me.
True on all accounts.
We should invent fake asshair for you to wear so you can experience my pain for a day.
She told me my pubes were as soft as "fine wool"
All inclusive resorts are actually just places that livers go to die.
that bad?
u-n-l-i-m-i-t-e-d. f-r-e-e. t-e-q-u-i-l-a.
Our date was amazing and I would like to reward you with a blow job under your desk.
I can pencil you in at 3:30
I fell asleep giving a handjob, had a sex dream about giving a handjob, and woke up giving a handjob. Life.
I walked so much yesterday and I was like holy fuck I need to do some cardio apart from sex cause this is ridic
...I watched him run on the beach yesterday and I think I started ovulating
Well I want to be mistreated and called a slut and finger banged
But I guess hugs would be nice
I remember being like "I can't hold both of you guy's hair back!" so I put headbands on each of you
THERE ARE NO EMOJIS TO SHOW MY SEXUAL FRUSTRATION
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