he made me stop in the middle of the blowjob to turn the tv towrds him. i then proceeded when he stopped me again to get him the remote. fuck me.
how do you say "fuck me and leave bruises" in italian?
My goal for this summer is to make enough extra money to be able to afford the ticket for water skiing naked.
I should just tell him this. He doesn't need to be all nice and ask me on dates and to do gay stuff like hangout during the day. I'll still sleep with him regardless.
He grabbed onto my boobs while slipping on ice then proceeded to drag me down with him I'm not predicting head in his future
you better not pull some "waking up at 2 in the afternoon" shit, we have weed to smoke.
Can you fuck me on the kitchen counter at some point? I'll lysol it after
So much rum. So many feels.
The entire state will know me by my boobs.
I have a high opinion of you, you smash bitches. Respect.
I just got called the stable friend. This makes me super uncomfortable
Jesus Christ. How the fuck do you not tell someone that your wife can see on the phone bill who you text and how many times ?
I shouldn't be allowed to be in america for NYE... or any major holiday for that matter
Dude it's unhealthy how much I love vagina in my face
i know were having a "heart to heart" right now, but does it make you feel uncomfortable that im sexting someone right now?
Randomize
