chris hansen is no longer pursuing child predators.let's celebrate
i'll bring the hard lemonade and lube
i saw like six of her guido cousins in the jersey shore trailer alone. her family is having a dinner party for the premiere tonight.
Also I'm 95 percent positive we ate food naked together
I just took a shower and I feel like 20 pounds of sex just came off of me.
Let's play a little game of "Last Night Never Happened"
I blacked in at 6:30am on the last stop on the train with a random fedora on? And I'm pretty sure I rode in a limo last night while eating pizza
I will sleep with anyone I have to to make sure you don't get deported
At this point it's more of an experiment to see how much actual bush growth is possible. See, being single can be both educational and surprisingly comfy!
Was i rolling around in a parking lot last night
One day, I might be old and married wishing I could bang everyone... and that'll be a problem. So I feel in my heart it's something I need to do.
We ran out of toilet paper so Ive been using coffee filters
did you call me last night and say you were being kidnapped?
It was pretty awesome. I drank out of a stein and attempted to dance to dubstep with some older guys in leiderhosen.
i asked her if she was sure that she was ready to do it and she replied with "come at me bro"
im having flashbacks to my time in a waffle cult composed of 9 to 14 year olds
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