please pick me up with an explanation of why i shacked in a trailer with a guy who doesnt have a car.
dude my grandmas the shit. she has a sixth grade education and got hit by a car when she was 18. she cant smell.
No. You are not the Kate in this relationship. I will do what I want.
Hate sex is AWESOME! I faked it, and when she fell asleep i came in her purse.
I woke up to him eating me out, listening to classical music.
she kept her crown on the whole time i was giving her birthday sex
a girl just walked by me crying on the phone saying, "all I ever do is menstruate"
just stole 2 cases of forties from some freshman in the woods by pretending to be a cop. that ten dollar spotlight is really turning a profit
she just punched a dude and called him a peasant for not drinking fast enough in flip cup.
Its really bad when you fall asleep at a stop light outside the hotel and you wake up to a small spanish limo driver knocking on your window to tell you it's a green light
your love of good penises attached to ugly faces is disgusting and slightly disturbing.
I can't talk to her. I know entirely too much about her genitals to hold a conversation without mentioning them.
The condition was that I had to eat her out to Beethoven
make that a herd of moose. they will be my moose minions
I almost forgot to feel shameful, if that answers your question.
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