She had just swallowed, of course i didnt kiss her goodbye
Wasn't she moving abroad?
Are you really going to debate this?
better yet, through the bookshelves. like an intellectual glory hole
I coulnt tell if he was cumming or if I was throwing up
Ps. The strap-on in the pic i sent you last night was not mine. Just wanted to clear that up.
If she's steering anything, it's a religious boat of crazy. Destination: Iceberg.
I'm laying here half naked telling him I'm eating gold fish to change the subject of hookin up cuz I don't wanna put pants on
I was kind of torn between "Wow, this is awkward," and "Wow, my therapist is hung."
im in the post action - pre consequence stage.
I'm too socially awkward and sexually frustrated to get through this evening sober.
WHEN YOU HAVE SEX WITH A GUY FROM A DIFFERENT COUNTRY YOURE SUPPOSED TO NEVER SEE THEM AGAIN
Well, she chose the fuckboy life or the life chose her. Not sure which one but either way I don't need that negativity in my life.
I want to eat a stick of butter
Did your pain meds kick in?
It tastes nice
I don't want to just break his heart, I want to dip it in liquid nitrogen and then smash it until it's powder and snort the powder
Don't make me do math I'm drunk and full of chicken
I just came in my own mouth don't ask me how cuz it really hurt and felt good at the same time.
Randomize
