you know he's having a sex change. I can't believe you called him "titty man" to his face....
I rarely go in there. Unless it's for mini cadbury eggs and whiskey.
I'm at your house, laying with your dog, eating taco meat, take your time.
Shes definitely an expert at this. Her happy hour goes from 4 to 11, then she starts drinking heavy. She also allots 15 minutes each hour for a pee/bj break
I think mom knows I'm drunk I put a full blown balloon in the fridge.
That was the apt with beer in the juice and the floor caving in. Don't go.
So, this year for my birthday, want to get rip-roaring schmammered and watch my episode of my super sweet 16? We can do lines off my tiara.
Oh and apparently Friday night I came home and tried assembling the Christmas tree until my mom just told me to go to bed. Blackout.
This Alex the guy who suck your belly ring
I just woke up ass naked on top of all my sheets, with no blinds in my room because i used them as togas, my back is killing me, im covered in sharpie, i have no memory of last night, and im pretty sure im still drunk. I consider the night a success
I looked so sad that Jessica gave me a bar of soap. So that's where I'm at.
Update: I spent 10 minutes trying to fish out a rogue vagina weight.
My aunt just dropped me off at the bar, handed me $50 and told me she'd pick me up later if I needed her to. I should've gotten my license suspended a long ass time ago lol
I just had a 30-minute convo with an irrelevant fuckboy from college who decided to tell me FOUR years later he’s sorry for sleeping with 3 girls at once including me.
Look, I know why you're asking me, but just because I'm gay does not make me a wiki on butt sex. Ask a doctor or you know, the internet like everyone else.
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