this kid just came up to me and asked me if i wanted to play truth or aids with him and his friends. i'm in
Only in Montana can you find Septic Services that would display "Christian owned and operated" on the side of the truck. I'm oddly going to miss this state.
Donna and I are betting on whether or not you are going to cheat on your boyfriend tonight....I said you wouldnt do it.
You might as well just give her the money now.
She rode me to the beat of Baby Got Back. I swear to god.
Isn't that the only thing she's good at? Complaining and blow jobs?
i am exhausted. it's been years. we both know his dick is small. the jig is up.
Also, we should really buy some bandaids. Right now I'm using toilet paper and scotch tape, but I don't really think that's sanitary.
Sat in the shower and reenacted the "Wiggle your big toe" scene from Kill Bill. THAT hungover.
She showed up in lingerie and a turtle backpack full of bacardi. I think its love.
I don't think I can recall what a 23 year old cock felt like if one slapped me in the face.
You told me you had two boobs that want to be naked for me. I'm just following up on your request.
Well, I guess you are not meant to have this fucking picture of an adorable baby duck.
You know for a guy who frequently jumps into stuff without thinking it through, your can do spirit is lacking on this one
That's like a fucking falcon or some shit. I don't know birds but I know that is not a bird you fuck with.
Sometimes I look at dogs and just thing about how it's weird we both came from wolves
Lay off the drugs kid
Randomize
