Lonely and bored. Am I allowed to play Dance Dance Revolution by myself?
he kind of looks like leonardo dicaprio...in whats eating gilbert grape
wtf, did you fuck a retard?!
I didn't know it was possible to make picking up dog shit look sexy.
She did the bend and snap...
I apologize in advance for attempting to drunkenly hookup with your sister
his extensive knowledge of the age of consent laws kinda scares me....
You were crying and asking his mom "why doesn't he like road head?"
Just found the cutest bag of coke under my bed. I'm going to get fucked up and bleach the cat vomit out of my sheets.
He's worked out some sort of arangment where all three of them are dating each other and they've all moved into an apt. with two king beds pushed together
A true beacon of hope in these dark times
Also, since I switched back to this phone I've found a crop of dick pics and your funeral arrangements.
My ultimate goal is to get laid wearing a horse mask... That would be awesome on all possible levels
yeah, never be friends with someone with shitty eyebrows.. they obviously already make poor life choices
Why the fuck is there a picture of us jumping a girl that's wearing my chicken mask?
Give me an out of order sign and caution tape and we can have sex practically anywhere.
i told you i was taking the Metra Train, and you asked what type of drug that was.. so yes i believe you when you say you were fucked up
she peed her pants, took them off, the put them back on. but she only put her legs in one hole.
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