can a staight man not wear seersucker in this town?
One thing i hate about playoff baseball: George Lopez
then you asked me to turn your jeans into "jorts" just long enough to cover your ballsack
Yes, you did come over last night. You also tried to give my dog a blowjob. You got rejected.
Before you become official, we should get a hotel room and fuck our brains out. Sort of like a going away party for your penis.
Just had a brita power hour to try to counter act all the wine i chugged last night.....fucking franzia
I have had more skin than food in my mouth the last three days
its not you its me. and by that i mean i am more interested in having random one night stands with random hot girls then having the same normal sex with u.
So much for doing Irish car bombs in my grandpa's memory.... Asshole.
Like he held up the condom afterwards, twirled it with his finger, and said "look at that load"
Look I'm really high right now, and if I were to leave this house, it would be for the sole purpose of getting an ice cream sandwich. So can you please just do it.
And by "I love him" I mean "I want his tongue down my throat.
I heard Enya coming from steve’s room. I am too high to handle this sudden depth of character
Hey. You got pizza and sex. How much more can you ask for?
The Adderall says yes, but my body says no.
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