He is an equal opportunity slut.
Don't be a dummy cum on the tummy. Make her a slut, and cum in her butt. Have no fear, jizz in her ear. Don't be a noob, cum on her boob. Forget her rack, blow on her back. Just take off your coat and jizz in her throat. And if she seals off her holes, cum in her rolls
is that a poem?!
he asked if thats how we do it in the states..like there's cultural difference in fucking between canada and the us..
Apparently the cops have a video of me singing bob seger "Night moves".
I could seriously attempt to try and saw my head in half with a butter knife cause im pretty sure it could not hurt any more than it already does
just used my sex toy cleaning solution to clean my reading glasses. midterms are cramping my styleeee
just got home. some guy on my porch is tryin to show me his balls. no more parties at my apartment.
I'm at work, and just realized I the beer smell I keep getting random whiffs of is my bra. I fail at life.
how much ball-pain constitutes an emergency?
I'd introduce you to the guys, but you'd probably make them all fall in love with you
I could do with a Floridian man-harem. Let's do this.
He asked me if the reason I slept around is because I grew up in a broken home. I am so done fucking Christians.
My goal is to not catch on fire... But if i have to dance im going to dance regardless of the danger
I will sleep with anyone I have to to make sure you don't get deported
I'm not into beards but apparently my vagina is.
if my 20s were a chapter in my autobiography, it would be called "the room is spinning and my hands smell like dick"
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