She was sucking his dick at Seacrets outside bar in front of all of us...her friends kept coming over crying and yelling "Tiffany stop it"
My male hookup buddy is gonna meet my female hookup buddy, let the awkward hookup games begin!
If it looks really sketchy and smells like burnt pizza and pot you're in the right place
I peed on his girlfriend's loofah during our post-sex shower.
So my dealer asked me if I wanted to join his circle because we smoked so much this summer he thinks we're dealing
If I was 5 years younger and single...
She STILL wouldn't fuck you.
I think i just shit in their garbage can, I'm ready for that ride u owe bro.
For not really liking Christmas, I have an astounding amount of holiday-themed lingerie
I swear you won't find cereal in your washer machine again.
I don't know if your celebrity crush has ever asked you for nudes, but it's fucking awesome
It's amazing where one well timed dick pic can get you in life.
You think I'll get the "I used to stick it to your daughter" discount?
I just peed on a rich man's lawn fuck yeah America
i just remember that i was on top of him and he wasnt contributing to the event much.. god i hope he wasnt asleap.
How does it make you feel that I can't control my vagina around you?
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