it was nice. we just kind of hung out. she didnt even mention the farting incident.
Ummmm I went to see who was upstairs, he was the only one in his room so we had sex while the travel channel played in the background.
Oh good. Romantic. Still, I'm jealous of the sex.
Probably not, since he made me promise not to tell anyone it only lasted ten seconds.
Where??
Against the wall. In corner. Only gave him head though don't worry
You better have your party panties on Saturday!
Why only Saturday?
Well I have an AA meeting Sat morning so I'm going to try to take it easy Fri.
i feel this will be the best possible way to start a friendship. By breaking into his house.
I had my first sober conversation with his roommate. I remembered half way through that the first time we met I was getting fucked on his counter
I need to figure out how to tell my doctor that I don't want to fix my possible fertility problems until AFTER I'm done whoring around in my 20s.
Was it you who made out with a toothless guy last night?
My Internet history has 23 searches for 24 hour cake. Self respect plummeting.
They invented a new game at work. Its called guess if I'm baked, hungover, drunk, or some combination of the three. Its surprisingly very difficult..
Do you think I could get someone from tinder to drive me to the airport?
I'm not sorry for loving America more than everyone else
Honestly his girlfriend says she hates me cause she thinks im trying to get him to cheat on her with me...she should hate me cause i already accomplished that.
Its nights like last night that make me want to high five my liver.
Setting myself up for trouble? Yes. But getting laid is a lot more important at this time.
Randomize
