I could be a Disney star with the amount of nude photos of mine that get leaked.
Getting high on the stoop of a brownstone in the middle oh harlem. Doesn't get much more hey arnold than this.
every single one of us blacked out. we woke up the next morning and it was like the night never happened. IT'S STILL A MYSTERY
there seems to be a considerable amount of hair missing from my left hand. i may have lit it on fire again
I think I've officially made out with the entire starbucks staff.
Hey we need to step our game up. Dad has us beat; he stole a vending machine once.
it's a drink the shower water kind of morning ...
This girl came outta nowhere yelling HOLD MY DICKKKKKK!
yesterday pre dick pic he said "no disrespect to your situation but i cant wait to get ahold of you again in the future" is this how people network??
Right as the plane left the gate the brownies kicked in. I dont think the guy next to me appreciated my engine noises as we took off
Herpes is not a lady problem you can solve with shower beers and kissing boys
When the dude you brought home from the bar on Thanksgiving leaves before you wake up ... #thankful
"We drove to the deserted part of the parking lot, and that's where we blew each other. It was so romantic."
I'm more heavily invested in that tequila than you are
I'm dying of laughter, but I'm also just dying
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