it was all downhill after the free blackjack taco
her name was charlotte except you kept calling her chatroulette and yelling at her to show you her boobs
apparently he was unaware pussies come in unshaved form. curse you redtube and your unholy lies
you just stood there spinning and got mad if anyone tried to stop you
I can now tell my grandchildren Central Park has really great spots for quickies...
Please stop leaving drunk voicemails with your new black/Irish accent.
After 13 tally marks I wrote the number 4,000 and made u sign my arm to prove it.
No if my life depended on you fingering me just let me die
lesson #1 of freshman year: grinding with a sombrero is difficult
I just walked away from a youth soccer tournament popping every birth control pill I had left in the pack.
Pain in my heart, regret in my vagina
You were staring right at you dick at the urinals, then looked at all the other guys dicks and fist pumped saying "I win!"
i doubt you are even in possession of a crowbar.
I suggest you not find out the hard way
Let's just grow old together and be the crazy ladies that sit on the park bench, drinking booze from flasks and loudly talk about people who walk by.
My brain is like a TV with 10 channels, 9 of them are static and the other one just plays that one Nagito Komaeda edit on loop 24/7
Randomize
