Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
ok think of it like jelly beans. if you can learn to like the licorice ones, youll always have lots of them because no one else wants them. its the same with fat chicks
There's nothing worse than waking up naked on the beach covered in sand and a family walking by.
he called me from germany to tell me about all the gummy bears he bought...i'm doubting his sobriety
She counted 5,6,7,8 then intentionally kneed herself in the eye numerous times.
If you ever get the opportunity, make fun of how small his dick is for me
I thought stuff was gonna go really bad after he filled the super-soaker with kerosene. but it all turned out pretty well.
I really gotta be careful. My email inbox is equal parts notifications from instructors and this dude's dick. If I get drunk and reply to the wrong thing I might get kicked out of grad school.
I'm laying in bed with a case of beer,.. That's how this break up is going..
Yes. No, I'm basically a superhero but with drugs. I'm robin hood. I steal from the rich (insurance and drug companies) and give to the poor (everyone I know).
Wait, tell the rest at happy hour. I wanna be able to interrupt you with my loud cackles and stupid questions.
The crooked penis I maybe could have looked past...but no foreplay? Deal breaker.
I feel like Jeremy snapchattong while we're fucking is a perfect example of our generation..
Totally on the hot mess express last night. Mom said I was passed out on her kitchen floor. Told her I was drinking genuine tea.
Why are your pants in the freezer?
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