So the bouncer told me I could leave the easy way or the hard way. I told him I was going to make him earn his 10 bucks that hour.
Apparently you chose the latter.
We had sex on my friends waterbed ..after that the whole school kept asking him if he had fun getting "sea-sick" last night.
judging by my wet hair I would guess I showered at the bartenders apt last night?
I mass texted 4 of you for a booty call. Please reply all when responding so only one of you shows up. Last one is a rotten egg.
I woke up this morning to my house being turned into a bad European dance club at 8:30am. Do you know what "UNS UNS UNS" sounds like at 8:30am? Murder. It sounds like murder.
In other news there is a guy at my office who I'm pretty sure will be wearing someone's skin as a coat one day.
I don't want to flatter myself but after the way he was looking at me today I think it might be me.
Pride is not for the college student young Padawan. Tequila is for the college student.
Amnesty Wednesday? I'm free to do dirty things to you and you can't laugh or judge?
Having to crawl on my hands and knees because I woke up with a mysterious broken foot this morning...
I'm sending you a dick pic. Ill tell the other ppl in this pancheros its cool
Don't send a pic of dick unless it's inside the burrito
we need to make pact to not cut each other's hair on coke and whiskey nights.
While I agree, I dont think thats realistically possible
Kinda suprised you didn't immediately ask about the lesbian ghosts tho
I'm still alive btw, in case you were worried about my well being.
Every time Brady gets sacked I cum a little...
Did you really kidnap my goldfish last night?
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