Whats up?
Drunk as a mother trucker with panties on her thumbnail..laying thee down
Stay up. I'm coming home in a little
Ill try..hurry!!!! Thine hour awaits you
your life is more of a joke than dina lohan.
if you\'re going to compare me please pick the classy one. Michael Lohan.
We were naked in his bed when he asked me "what should we do?"
I think theres a high possibility i could be flammable.
I woke up in solitary confinement, wheb they moved me the guy that sold me the pill of Molly at the concert was in the police waiting room, we nodded to each other.
Except there is my pee all over the walls now
I'm reffing a fight in Fight Club I don't even know what I'm doing
I sent him a picture of my boobs instead of saying good morning. I'm trying to tell him how I feel in a language he'll understand.
Question: trumpet bong. Can it work.
we got kicked out of her coke dealer's house when we wouldn't stop quoting "a league of their own"
communist
Brandon just showed up at my place with a florida state cheerleader he met in vegas durin spring break. His life is a fucking movie
make that a herd of moose. they will be my moose minions
Just took adderall with about half a bottle of red wine...i have stopped trying for this last exam
I do NOT want my proposal story to start "...he was peeing on me and then..."
They have a shelf full of jello shots, what have i gotten myself into
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