Courtney? Is that you? I have pictures of this very same night.
So, we're in the car ready to fuck and she asks about my ex. I wave at my lap and say, "bye". She asks what I'm doing. I say, "waving goodbye to my erection"
kicked my backpack and turned on my vibrator in the middle of class. success.
It's cute how he thinks we're going to have sex again
Also, last night I had a dream that I was in a victoria's secret fashion show and they made me wear a t-shirt over my lingerie. Spring dieting begins now.
just to let you know its hard to talk to your father while being fingered up against a car..
I hope my orgasm sounds aren't secretly that bad and no one tells me
How does this dude know what a dying walrus sounds like? That's the real question
Sitting in back of morning lecture drinking a daqueri from my pink unicorn cup. Pretty sure the girl next to me smells it.
How do I feel about a girl who has a g string tattooed on
I had a dream last night you were Aladdin. I think due to me watching 6 hours of Disney movies and the fact you told me you were wearing a vest.
Dreams are coming true for both of us.
Soggy bong water carpet is the worst kind of carpet.
That kid singlehandedly fucked the breakup right out of me. I'm only hooking up with Millenials from here on out.
Drunk me just want to text sober me for saving that half rack of ribs I loves you
I currently hiding in an upside down garbage can please come find me
She had a toddler. It threw up and then some guy said party foul and put it on the porch. Going back next Friday.
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