so i told my doctor my symptons and she just shook her head at me
whats wrong with me. i have a coffee mug of wine in the library and i'm doing homework
you told him you liked to chip your nail polish to look like different countries. im gonna guess that no, you didn't sleep with him.
I'm so used to throwing up its no longer a game of hanging over the toilet. Now it's just 'stand up, aim for the toilet, do my thing' then walk out
using the left over highlighters from the blacklight party to study for finals. feeling the need to write insert penis here on my econ notes.
and all i could think about was how mcdonalds would not be open anymore after we were done having sex
is that a crab cake on the shelf with the dvd's....?
We just saw him running from campus police a few minutes ago. So no, I don't think he's still passed out on the quad.
What's the kids name that was drinking stale beer and redbull out of the blender?
he belly flopped onto the beer pong table, and almost boke his face, so at that point we decided swimming would be safer for him.
i was completely deserted.. so i stood outside starbucks for 20 minutes trying to convince the employees to open early and take care of me.. fuck you guys
Tomorrow is my favorite texting day of the year... It's where I send every guy I've had sex with this past year a text saying "happy not a Father's Day" and we laugh and I get so much dick it's wonderful.
We have sober sex! It's a real relationship.
Woke up next to a slice if pizza. From what i can tell I tried to plug it into my phone charger. No more blackout wednesdays for this girl.
on one hand I spent like $120 last night..on the other that was the best sex of my life
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