That's why you don't touch shit after fingering somebone
I hate when you've made an ugly girl's day by having sex with her, and then she gets greedy and wants to cuddle after you cum.
Nothing like studying in the College of Communication to make you realize how smart you are.
We should probably avoid doing this again, but hey it was a nice one time thing to tell the grandkids about... Hopefully they don't end up being YOUR grandkids.
If you're trying to piece together your night, I can tell you where those tassels came from.
Idk. I woke up marinating in beer on my beanbag. Idk what you mightve done.
Was rudely woken up by strangers at 4:15am. I was leaning against the stoplight at 9th
I have officially had sex in every room on my floor. Don't say I'm not an amazing RA.
Her family was right next to mine during christmas eve mass. Between the terrifying glares and her trying to set my sleeve on fire during the candle part I am VERY sure she knows im fucking her ex...
If I don't have the money by then, I'll pay you in sex.
It's going to be 23.5 times of sex and 19 blow jobs. I just googled it.
My vagina has a mind if its own. Can you imagine if I didnt have you to run her ideas through.
Bud... Did you mean to tweet a picture of your dick? If not just letting you know.
We were taking body shots by lunch. I love college.
If you gave someone an std. would you say a muffin basket, a candy gram or an edible arrangement is a better choice to send them?
sending my old camp counselor nudes. childhood memory win or new low?
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