Dude i just saw JT leaving the hospital. He drove there to get fluids because he was too drunk, so they hooked him up to an IV so he didn't get alcohol poisoning. Did I mention he drove there? Oh yea and our roommates in the hospital with alcohol poisoning, she just puked up coal. So many ppl are here, it's like a hospital party, I love spring quarter!
His stupid grin looks like he's mid-ejaculation
Wow, this guy is harder to get rid of than gum in pubic hair
I just saw that your im name has '4eva' in it. Your man card has been revoked.
i stapled my math hw together with an ear ring, too ghetto?
we walked in to her beating him with a broom while he was trying to sweep ramen into a box. there were packing peanuts everywhere.
Delete her number from his phone. He keeps slurring how he's going to get her "all sorts of pregnant".
i would rather have had this happen at a time when i wasnt tripping out on shrooms
I just realized that at some point last night I told someone I would only be friends with 16% of them because the other 84% stole my people's land
My morning started with my mom giving me the number for a substance abuse councellor. How's your day going?
I'm so excited you texted me but I'm way to high to process it
I just smoked weed with my physics professor. Tell me how my life is this.
Turns out both me and my grandpa have a guilty pleasure for South American men.
I tried to take a cute nude but sneezed halfway through. I sent it anyway
So were driving two hours to go to a club and Charles packed me a sippy cup full of tequila. He thinks of everything!
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