sooo how much is appropriate to spend on a vibrator? what if it is really legit looking?
So there is a chick dressed up in a vagina costume handing out free condoms next to the dude handing out free Bibles and preaching about sin. I love college.
He came all over my face... then said "YOU HAVE BEEN ROBBED!"
What's this douchebags name?
Rob...
Dude, she looked like the Canadian Slam Poet, neck hair and all.
My parents just suggested that we tailgate the midnight christmas service. this is my gene pool.
He kept moaning America instead of Erica while fucking me.
Oh and probably wearing a life jacket instead of clothes didn't help things either
This bowl of cereal would be the size of a giant's bowl-piece. It's. that. big.
How much did you smoke??
He said he was gonna go pull a lochte and the next thing we know he's outside ass naked peeing in the neighbors kiddie pool.
So it's national ass day?! I love October. No bra last Saturday and now ass day. This is my month. God is dedicating this October to me!
I've spent all afternoon taking and editing selfies. The life of a bimbo is truly tiring.
And then he said, "let's have sex and I'll send you home with enchiladas."
It was like being run over by an orgasm freight train.
The awkward moment your booty call shows up to the Mexican restaurant and realizes you just picked burritos over pussy
He eats ass but won’t hold open doors. My kinda guy.
Chivalry really is dead.
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