My balls are about to become a huge part of your mouth's life
life just isnt the same w/o real world cancun
A disheveled girl in front of me just looked down, shrieked, and yelled to the girl next to her "what is this" while pointing at two large white stains near the crotch of her black jeans. I love that Thursdays are weekends, it makes awesome Friday mornings
I just got while a charlie horse while orgasming...most confusing feeling ever...
90 In a 65. Talked my way out of it with the i have to poop story. i am the ticket jesus
She got a text from her mom saying "you better not sleep with him, we all know how he is". IV ONLY BEEN HERE A WEEK
Oh, and that ugly chick transformed into a veritable goddess when she came back at 3AM with a handle of vodka and 100 chicken wings
I dunno. The only plans I have for sure after finals are smoking a bowl and eating a 5 pound gummy bear. btw I bought a 5 pound gummy bear
I have so much boob sweat I could bathe a baby
He's moaning and crying and coughing up something audibly liquid. I can't live in this house any more.
I just encountered the same creepy guy I showed you, he jumped inside the dumpster screaming.
Judging by your snapchat you're totally working on your project and definitely not singing, "The Sign" while shirtless with another man.
You're the only person I know that could get laid while visiting their grandpa in florida
I told you being able to play expert on guitar hero would get us laid one day
I can't believe I'm coordinating a threesome at work. My productivity is at an all time low.
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