And my awkwardness continues. I felt the need to send him a text that said roar. I did it.
He made a note in his iPhone tonight so that he would remember that I rejected him.
Dude idk, apparently telling two drunk chicks 'that's whats up' after watching them lick eachother's face wasn't the compliment they were looking for. I mean I was fucking hammered.
Wow.
Is it ironic that the girl with the horse face is also on the equestrian team?
You started laughing mid-cry and when I asked you said, "my tears taste like vodka."
I'm pretty sure my lung is caught on my rib. And I can't feel the left side of my face. Best. Sex. Ever.
I don't like him near enough to give up day drinking AND my prostitute costume
Your message cut off at "shit on the floor". Your life is incredible.
its weird that my cat bites every fat chick i bring home. i repeat every fat chick, qhT KINDA FRIEND ARE YOU
The bar tenders gave me the number for a "taxi"... It's just a dude with a van. In retrospect, pretty sketchy. Robert was cool though.
I am taking a candle lit bath, blasting some tupac and smoking a fat bowl. This is how every night should end. Did you go take a piss in his car yet?
I don't remember much and some girl almost convinced me to jump off the bridge while she held my stuff...
I made out with a guy because he ate a grape lollipop and he tasted delicious... not my proudest moment.
How are you feeling?
I mean, shattered dignity aside, not bad.
Well, at least you look pretty when you're disgusted
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