I'm fascinated by her cleavage. She has deep cleavage, but no obvious boobage to speak of. Check it out.
i feel like barbie the morning after an elton john party
I cant wait for your democrat phase to be over.
Do I buy ice cream sandwiches or a 40? these are the difficult life decisions I am faced with.
Do you remember trying to eat gravel when we were walking back to the dorm?
I try to help out whenever I can. Speaking of rough nights I woke up half naked on Brady's couch with bloody paper towels duct taped to my foot.
No matter what I do you still love me. It's like loving a retarded kid. A retarded kid that keeps trying to sleep with you.
some people spend their whole lives trying to find their soulmate. who knew mine was hiding in utah successfully balancing a pageant career and a coke habit.
I'm using my breathalyzer result sheet as a coaster for my 40.
thanks for piggy backing me around for the rest of the night when I got too drunk to stand.
What was the point of renting a $600 trolley if no one even remembers going to the first bar?
someone in the elevator just told me i looked like a struggle but i smell very pretty..
Yeah but if you conceived a child on a park slide that would be pretty awesome
You're such a good friend. You send me pictures of your boobs when I'm sad. I will always appreciate that.
just made a presentation to 40 students and my professor about morals and ethical issues..still drunk. at 8am. I wish I could remember how it went.
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