I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
We just spray painted his balls while he is passed out....I cant wait to see him try to figure this out in the morning.
she wouldn't stop crying, so we sang her to sleep. i'm guessing you will find her in the same position by the toilet in the morning. night.
I wonder if that one guy remembers you sticking salami to his forehead when he was passed out on new years eve.
he was banged his ex for coke the whole time and is still the best guy so far this year. standards need to be raised.
I think being an adult is being able to say no to free shots...I need to work on that.
I feel that shower jager is exactly what this man needs after last night.
You're a disgrace to gay men everywhere.
Just ushered a raccoon across the street so yeah.. Good night
Gave up on finding an ashtray.... just started flicking it in my purse.
Post breakup Disney World may be my best idea ever! Tinkerbell just grabbed my dick and gave me a kiss! This really is the happiest place on earth!
We were on a plane, I couldn't just grab his dick
hi I'm Emily and I thoroughly enjoy getting minors hammered.. I'll start my AA intro just like that.
I changed his contact info to "NO" and a picture of satan
Thanks so much for having me, I'm really sorry that I almost caused your dog to catch on fire and also for breaking your doorknob
2016 is coming through for me, I'm renaming it the year of great dick
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