so i definitely just saw 2 cops high five each other as they were arresting underage drinkers in 5 points.
She wanted to test if her costume allows her to still have sex in it. It does
You wanted to speak to the manager of mcdonalds as to why a "bag of cheeseburgers" isn't a menu option.
New plan: we get a little bit drunk and go to 24 hour fitness and be eachothers wing people so we can hit on in shape hot people at a gym instead of drunk idiots at a bar.
He's been dancing to the same Rob Thomas album in his room for almost 8 hours now. Please never, ever bring extacy over here again.
there's a sledge hammer in the bottom of the swimming pool... so whatever happened last night was probably awesome
In case you were wondering, taking me to see beauty and the beast in theaters would totally get you an unsolicited sloppy beej in the parking lot afterwards.
You should probably take note of that and make it happen.
She just walked up to him and was like "you should fuck Angela" and it worked! She is the ultimate wingman
Walked into a bathroom stall to pop an addy for my three back-to-back finals today. Felt like Clark Kent walking into a phonebooth.
He kept saying "Welcome to Indianapolis" over and over while we were having sex...because that's his hometown. I was scared and confused... I didn't know if I should have said thank you or what.
Everyone got an underage but her
How'd she get out of it?!
She hid in the FUCKING DRYER
Just woke up with only a scarf and my uggs on. i hate partying naked in winter.
Your boobs are like a folk legend.
she was sitting with her tits completely out.. on the kitchen floor..eating pickles by the handful... rapping mac dre... and then lit up a cig and continued...that drunk
There was already gay porn open on my laptop with a tiny carrot cake, a bottle of water, and a note saying "I love you, Sober Me."
Drunk me just hits it and quits it.
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