It's just like the Real World with babies
guess who has a date tonight
look at you growing up, going on dates before she hops into bed
he told me he had a problem with me going both ways. like what the fuck. what guy says that to a girl? goodbye planned threesomes...
his semen tasted like maple syrup. no wonder fat girls always wanna fuck him.
We thought you were crowd-surfing until we realized it was the bouncers throwing you out
Dude she threw his clothes out n 8th floor window and her dog tried to bite his dick off. So the answer is yes it could be worse...
Be still, my beating vagina.
What's standard gratutity for someone having a miscarriage on stage at a strip club? It's important.
I'm not sure what your ex was trying to say to me I was too busy chanting your name in his face
He added his name to my To Do list. That's the way to my Type A heart.
DOMA is dead. I'm definitely going to be the last of our friends to get married now.
The problem with drugs is that there's none in this hotel
The problem with drugs is that showing my boobs only gets so much of them
who sends a dick pic at 3 am on a sunday honestly
seriously. and now it'll take him hours to clean up the glitter
For reals. He's my age and he still hangs out at his frat house & gets hammered every weekend. Idk if I'm jealous of him or if I pity him
Bro. I traded my coat. I have a Raiders coat now.
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