Wait, we're on the hunt for addys and explosives. They're both in this house somewhere.
wanna go with us to feed the ducks bread soaked in vodka?
how could i say no?
I want a picture of impoverished children wearing Oregon national champions shirts.
Yes, I feel sorry for the tribe that gets those. They won't be able to hide from the lions.
When the cops come you probably shouldn't be poking cars with a stick.
THE MIME IS MIMING TO BUST A MOVE KARAOKE. ALL MIME-RELATED EVENTS DESERVE CAPS LOCK
Katelyn drunkenly ripped the soap dispenser off the wall so we decided to call it quits
I want to throw pennies on her stage, or just ripping up a dollor bill and throw them one at a time.
This hurricane was the perfect excuse to buy 2 pounds of animal crackers and a case of beer. It's on Sandy.
Wanna know what sucks. Banging the bosses daughter at work and having the boss walk in while you are fucking on his desk. Good day though. Made 6 sales
I puked and rallied in front of a cop...and then waved at him....
I'm sorry I called your mother a reasonably-priced receptacle.
Roommate charged out of his room in pajamas yelling "MAKE IT RAIN" and just threw $4,000 in fifties onto my head. My Friday night.
She thought I was dancing but I just couldn't catch my balance for 11 blocks.
At 10 PM you were shit faced in the kitchen makin nachos... Naked. I wasn't sure what to do besides walk away...
I felt the need to set off fireworks in the living room while they were having sex upstairs. Yes, they quieted down.
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