He introduced her to the DMA meeting by saying: in the past few years i've never seen someone work so hard for so little success
Id like to know where dora the explorers parents are when she goes on all these crazy ass adventures
She had to get her inhaler in the middle of fucking...but she kept it in.
i was picked up off the floor by a stripper, if thats not a new life low then i dont know what is.
Well, think of it this way, if this were 200 years ago your father would have received the most goats in all the village for your fertile loins. Think about that.
He's in bed with me right now. I'm wearing a towel and all I could wish for is my freedom. And pizza.
I've actually, minus lsat night have actually changed my drinking habits
show concern. Mark ate a butterfly and proceeded to drink more shots like nothing happened
Bullets don't scare me. I wish I was a coyote
Curdled. you forgot that word. It was a curdled buttery nipple shot.
Next think I knew I was pretty much using his penis as a microphone... No more playing Eminem during hookups
After we hooked up, his roommate shouted "I LIKE TO HAVE SEX TOO" from across the apartment
I appreciate your acceptance of my lack of morals
Goddamn it. Hes got me addicted to his penis
Dude, I'm pretty sure I just drank iced tea last night and yet I'm still hungover. What the fuck is my body anymore ?
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