This whole foot fetish thing is getting out of control. He would rather hold my feet than me after we fuck.
I'm going to write a letter. It's going to say, Dear Every Girl Ever: Take some goddam initiative and wake me up with a blowjob and I will eat out of your hand. Love, Every Guy Ever
I am watching the CFL at a Hooters in Texarakana. I made a poor life choice at some point that led me here.
He said he wants to make an itinerary for the sex we'll have when I come home.
I think it's a friendship ring and the other part is on his cats collar
I'm getting shit face wasted, and I have to be up so early tomorrow. I am bad at smart.
OH AND DAN PET MY CAT WHILE I WAS GIVING HIM HEAD
Hooked up to multiple episodes of Even Stevens last night. What the fuck.
That which doesn't kill you gives you an excuse to get shitfaced later
I need an inhaler full of pot for all of this breathless rage.
I don't want to go back to the suburbs. Being drunk in public isn't ok and theres too many children. Don't make me.
STOP HOOKING UP WITH SOCCER MOMS! YOU ARE RUINING MY REPUTATION!
She looked so much better when u didn't look at her and the music was too loud to hear her
i survived drinking for 24 hours, an 8 ball of cocaine and a threesome. I think you can handle moving.
I told him to not try to hang out with me ever again and now I regret it Bc im bleeding through my uterus and just want him to suck on my aching nipples
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