I tried karate at age 7 and quit after realizing it conflicted with watching new episodes of "Full House."
the only girl from my high schools graduating class coming to our school next year went stag to prom and still has braces...
dibs.
i'm not going because i feel like it's just gunna be a "this is your life" who i banged this years addition
you woke up and yelled "the tv is moving" and fell on the floor and passed back out
omg. if hes just gonna get mad everytime i have sex with one of his "friends" then it was never gonna work out
If theres one good thing that came out of our relationship its this chicken recipe. And squirting.
I just bought 7 working mopeds off a guy for $300. We are 60% of the way to our gay biker gang dream.
We can just chill or day drink or smoke or watch law and order marathon or play just dance 4 or watch a movie or go to the movies or play hide and seek or hug, so many options
Because everytime she talks to you she goes in her room and plays Come Sail Away on repeat. Can't take this shit anymore Jake
Did you take the bag w/your drugs & cookie cutter?
I'm worried about your health. And your boobs. Actually, health, then boobs. Health first, boobs second. And third.
Well yeah. Plus. My dick looks awful. So I would need to do some extreme makeover dick edition before even starting something so ridiculous.
...I watched him run on the beach yesterday and I think I started ovulating
I thought I came here to hook up, not for a Study Abroad 101 session
I decided we werent gonna go for round 5 when he started trying to have a serious conversation about how blessed he is to have such a nice penis
He has a point, the man's penis is a legend.
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