Dude i dont know how people can complain that waterboarding is such a bad thing. I just sat through a fucking puddle of mudd show. Now thats torture
"Reality" and all separate lives are the same thing?... We all have separate realities?! My life Has one reality and yours has another?
Haha how much did you smoke
4 feet of smokeee!
i wish i could "like" people's thoughts in real life like i can on facebook
you can....by speaking....
Dude, at this rate we're going to get arrested a second time tonight.
Gay TA. Finally going to boost my GPA your way.
Considering the fact that you wouldn't give me my cat last night because he was "destined for broadway", yeah, I'm accusing you of stealing him
Ps I don't think it counts as being open minded if you didn't know he was missing a leg until you had already started making out.
HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO LOOK FUCKABLE IN AN ALL NEON SPANDEX JUMPSUIT?
At 4 am, making my walk of shame, the hotel security followed me to my car with his flashlight shined directly on me. I felt like either a criminal or like I was about to get raped. Can't a girl sneak out of a hotel room without an actual spotlight on her?!?!?!
I cant believe im wasting my plan b experience on this guy. I should have saved it for someone special.
I'm responsible for my client's overall well-being. Which is terrifying coming from someone that can't stop masturbating and eats leftover pizza just about everyday.
He did leave his bud tall boy and 2 choco tacos, so not a total loss.
I mean with a sentence like that I knew I would be cumming
McDonald's and a car nap. I feel kinda human
My parents are coming to visit the 28th. How bad is it that I put a reminder in my phone to "hide sex toys"?
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