Now that I've come to graduate college. I realized the only discernible skill I learned was how to roll a joint properly. go me.
Well thats $24,000 well spent.
He just posted pic of sad weiner and half a butt cheek. That is it. I HATE online dating.
There is so much to learn about oneself from autofill.
of all places to pass out....why right in front of our RA's door? OF ALL PLACES.
Fucking him was like shopping for my first training bra.. Embarrassing yet extremely useful
Just woke up with a blunt in each nostril and a lighter duct taped to my chest...good lookin out
I think I just used lyrics from the Sister Sister theme song to let a guy down easy...
Don't talk about his dick. That's mine. There's a copyright on it. Use with permission
can't blv i tried using a "backpack" as a unit of measurement...i drank a lot of beer last night
Just got biofeeze on my vag. Weirdest sensation everrr. Can't decide if I want to cum or cry
Fuck man, my Dad's been single so long I get him a year's sub to a porn site every year for for Father's Day
One day we'll be rich enough to go to rehab. Until then, fuck it.
Finally met a man who appreciates my beer pong skills, definitely a keeper for the weekend
I DID MY EXPERIMENTING. FOUR YEARS OF IT. IN HIGH SCHOOL.
when i was on the highway she passed out and knocked my transmission into nuetral with her forehead...that was an experience
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