I never noticed this but I have a beauty mark on my labia minora
Please tell me how you discovered this.
I was looking in the mirror snooping around
Oh this totally just became legit. My "boss" is puking outside my car right now. I win again.
Is it possible to make a milkshake in a martini shaker or am I gonna need a blender?
I feel like I would bang a guy with a dick piercing just to say I have...like climbing a huge mountain or somethig
moving back to school this early was a terrible idea we already used up our bail fund
Just croosed over that too drunk for chemistry class line
Our new goal for this summer is to fuck so hard we lose his security deposit.
The girl beside me at the laundromat is bitching a guy out on the phone for jizzing on her bedspread. She had to use a triple machine to wash it.
...Saturday night. Get your dick ready. We are going to go nuts. I want to have sex fucking everywhere.
Please tell me I didn't help an old woman shave her vagina last night. Please.
That's the least of the fucked up shit you did last night dude.
Girl I love you like I've been drinking all day
Ok, they now been on the roof for two days. I can see 4 cases of teecate and a carton of smokes. They are yelling at "fucking fall" and pissing off the roof.
I just fucked her in the corner of an ally while holding a large pizza waiting on a pledge for a ride.
The assignment was about the Industrial Revolution so I just screamed at them in a British accent all day. No, they didn't know I was hungover.
If I slept with her my dick would come out glittery
coward.
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