Just wanted to let you know that if you need my services as a male dancer for his birthday, let me kno so I can clear my schedule
Did yall have sex?
Well we both woke up naked and there was a condom wrapper on the floor, but I don't remember so does that count?
Def not... that's how I managed to keep my number under 10 for all of college- If you don't remember, it didn't happen
She's helping me study for the final by writing the vocab words all over her body.
I seriously fake cumming more than i poop.
She made me take my shoes off outside her room but she didn't make me wear a condom. I am confused.
Someone at all my grapes... if it was you or one of your hoodrat friends I swear to god I'll shit in your shampoo
I world jack off literally anyone now that I'm not related to.
'lets look at pictures of your friend's new baby' was probably the worst post-sex idea we've ever had
We can do this. We've been drunk at a gay bar, we will not be taken down by a Tuesday.
Don't worry, I could have been accepted their by waving my dick at the admissions building.
I'm all for hockey players but dude, he asked me to lick his chipped tooth mid-hook up.
I did something similar high once. I stopped like 30 feet in front of a stop sign because I felt like it was running towards me and I started crying. Got out my car and hugged it and told it not to run away people need it.
He's easy on the eyes, light on his feet, and rough in bed...what more could a girl ask for in a rebound?
So I considered mediating this morning and instead I master-bated...same thing right?
How do u explain to your grandma that your relationship status is hooking up with randoms at a bar
Randomize
