We made it safely. Thanks for the call though.
I just realized that this morning is the first morning i've put on underwear in a week.
I love summer.
Lonely and bored. Am I allowed to play Dance Dance Revolution by myself?
I got otter pops to cool the beers, it's an all around better idea.
She asked the class if starwars was based on a true story...
i would only ever fuck harry potter if he was on a broomstick.
My mom and dad are smoking a joint while lecturing me on what to bring and how to act in Europe. I'll finish this glass of wine and head over.
It was actually pretty good. His cock is as fat as the rest of him and I took out my contacts so I couldn't see him clearly.
We are cuddling. She is so cute when she is too high to be a loud bitch.
And drunk me decided to play keep away with sober me's dignity
You left a motherfucking bruise. ON MY TIT. How? How do you even. No.
Would you still love me if my nipple fell off?
If I die here, tell my vagina and my cats that I'm sorry.
I called plan parenthood at 407 am... Guess I was thinking ahead
Im about to get an ultrasound of my balls. I hate waiting. Its the worst.
Randomize
