Do you think they'll have a special part during the BET awards for Michael Jackson even though he turned white?
question - sack: should she or should she not play with it during foreplay?
Unless I'm getting a singing midget telegram, I'm not going to smile
So Jesus turned water into wine. So what? I once turned a whole student loan into natty light. Your move holy man.
Come downstairs. Moms serving wine for breakfast again.
i have a picture in my phone of you with a bottle of tequila in your back pocket. i believe you were saying "pocket of champions" or something along those lines
Why did I think it was so necessary to steal that rolling pin?
I look like I just got gang banged and I'm wearing a Taylor swift t shirt. It's not gonna be a pretty breakfast.
Human centipede...with the teletubbies. That's what my nightmare had in it.
I don't even want to know.
I get a little bitchy. We all know that
Reason # 294827284949272 i could never be a cop. I would just shoot. All the time. Ppl. Animals. Inanimate objects. Air.
I just walked through the door and she ran up to me, hugged me, unzipped my pants and immediately started sucking my dick. Good day.
Now all I have unanswered questions and a fucked up finger
I'm like the kinda excited when David After Dentist stands up in his seat, screams, and collapses
So apparently I fell asleep sitting on the toilet last night while my drunk girlfriend sang to me.
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