In line at the arbys drive thru on foot. Legendary.
I may also break bread with strippers. Because it is passover.
I may be new to bar life, but full on grabbing my vag shouldn't happen...anywhere.
Great. Woke up in Ts room wearing one sock, a glove and a beret with a sorrority chick CLEARLY out of my league. Jose Cuervo you ARE a friend of mine.
Inquiring minds want to know if your Bf is circumcised
A sandwich with pizza as the bread. I love you.
YES WITH THE SQUARE KIND OF SLICES
Yeah. It's a great diet plan tho. Just have sex every time you get hungry.
Pizza delivery...for when you need to eat your feelings for the sex you aren't having
The drunk mom in a firefighter hat just told her to leave.
Apparently it's bring your ugly annoying ass piece of shit slob of a baby day at work
Wow has his pick up routine ever gotten bad. He is trying to use cheese as a way to flirt with the waitress
Oh man, he played the Harvarti cheese card and it didn't work. Now he is flailing
Why is your ex naked in my apartment?
There's weed in my toothpaste. Explain.
my dry spell has ended & now it's like a tsunami of dick i can't handle it
i just took a huge shit in old main. i think my college bucketlist is finished.
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