He looks like Jesus, if Jesus had let himself go.
apparently i traded the tiffany necklace my mom bought me for 2 shots and next in line for beer pong at the frat.
We should make a goal to do one active thing a day, even if its like throwing a ball
And by ball i mean playing catch. Beer pong does not count as an activity
no seriously, she's legit pissed i'm late to lunch because i was watching full house. there's obviously no future here.
Just called the bar: "hi this is the girl who you kicked out for excessive bleeding, do you happen to have my coat?"
So basically he tried to get out of the car and crawl on the highway with the broken leg because he didn't want to go to the hospital. It was not a good time...then we got pizza though.
we're going to drop off one of our cars at the police station tonight so we'll be able to drive home in the morning
Curled up in the fetal position, trying not to throw up or think about my future, and humming songs from musicals to myself. You?
I found a half composed text to you this morning and all it said was HELP M. Is that how I ended up at the bottom of the stairwell in only a tee-shirt and one heel?
considering I never received the text I would go with 'yes'.
I've honestly never felt so much emotion towards a wall
I DON'T EVEN KNOW ONE MINUTE IM SITTING HER THE NEXT IM FLYING PASSED THE MOON
PISSING MYSELF IN ZERO GRAVITY
THOSE AIN'T STARS U SEE TONIGHT GURL
i've created a new STD.
Your biggest crisis right now is that you can't decide whether to keep hooking up with AN NFL PLAYER or try to rekindle your relationship with your ex. You are a walking white girl problem.
well I've taken an Uber to my weed dealers twice in the past 2 weeks so it's going well since I sold my car
Last time I was blackout at Cowbells I was running around screaming “WHERES THE BLOOOWWWW”
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