But do you think a lot of ppl use facebook as a masturbation supplement to porn?
Let me make clear that I am not a facebook masturbator
its like they have never seen someone walk through campus with a plunger
You know I'm really starting to enjoy being everyones first gay experience
Having a race with the dryer. Seeing who can get drunk/dry clothes faster.
Jail wasn't bad. Was poppin Xanax the whole way there
if by "adventure" you actually mean "getting ridiculously high and shaving our legs," then yes.
Dude. Zebras have bad attitudes.
I vaguely remember stopping for a bag of bugles and some lube and then I woke up this morning with melted chocolate on my hands. I think I love him
I will kill you in such a brutal way if you ever de-pants me again on the dance floor it will make the stock market ticker
The great part about clubs is that you can fart everywhere and nobody knows! The bad part is I'm on e and i have nobody to fondle.
Sensing a theme here
If alcoholism is a theme, yes.
I have a burn on my hand, I'm covered in bruises, I think my toe is broken, and I have no clothes to wear home.
I made her pull the car over 5 times to puke because she was going to fast, apparently she was only going 30mph...
Dude I can't beleive you didn't wake up. I literally f'd her IN THE DISHWASHER. Btw I'm pretty sure I also kinda broke the dishwasher.
There's just something classy about smoking a blunt in a prom dress.
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