i finally understand why guys leave in the middle of the night.......they got it right
Her eyes are really red like she jus got out of the hospital and shes coughing ...80 ppl at her school do have swine flu dude
So your saying just a blow job?
I think when she wakes up, she'll either kill me, or laugh. I hope she laughs.
I swear it started with good intentions but then my slutty side took over and we started playing strip checkers
I couldn't function. I was to the point where I was using a bottle cap as a monocle.
I wouldn't have puked last night if I didn't inhale straight pepper from you shattering the pepper shaker on the wall.
Why is there a keg in our kitchen? I'm not complaining but why is there a keg in our kitchen?
A nice make out session never hurt anyone. Plus he's a pilot, so he'll know the safety procedures for when the night crashes and burns.
First memory of my senior year: Going into registration still drunk from last night.
I pulled up iMessage on my computer and I'm pretty sure two people in my class saw that dick pic you sent. Sorry!
A prostitute stole us beer at 3 am
Got drunkdialed by my estranged mom while wallowing in pinkeye drinking 100 proof eating ramen alone. Year summed up perfectly.
A blind guy just told me that even he could see i was gay and encouraged me to chat up the girl behind that counter bc he thinks we'd make a cute couple. Are all Canadians this helpful?!
Today's goals: get day drunk then sober up in time for the walking dead tonight.
I'm a stupid stupid woman who is totally going to rock this holiday season dick drunk on that Ginger
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