so stoned i ashed in my jack and coke like 4 times. drinking it anyway
Your mom can still drink beer standing on her head! Talk to you tomorrow :)
Mom wtf!?
Wow. 8.8 earthquake hit Chile this morning
didn't feel it. :)
It's like 5 thousand miles away of course you didn't.
wait what? so it's not in america?
I left two shots of jager for you guys when you wake up from your death. Do with it as you wish
There is a literally infinite number of spliffs going around this table.
Delicious
I feel like I'm at a sushi bar with a spliff belt.
I'm trying to figure if this dude sitting in his car with the door open is dead or just sleeping. Someone was probably wondering the same thing bout me 20 minutes ago. Your meeting is taking a ridiculous amount of time.
Yea. It was an issue. Great time though. Apparently I went through the coat check, put my coat on and forgot I had it so I tried to go through again and just didn't understand why thy weren't helping me. Dave coat checked his pants.
I know we said we never would. But try fucking a fat guy. He put in so much more effort and then made me waffles.
You had a fry stuck to your face... Every five mins you would wake up, take a bite, put it back then fall asleep again...
fuck that its my house. if i want to take 1 bite out of the chicken & leave the rest i fucking will. suck my dick
Justin just used the term "industrial strength colon blow".
Worst. Date. Ever. He peeled a layer of bread off his mini burger buns because they had "too many carbs".
Being sober is no fun. Karaoke and not wearing pants are not socially acceptable things to do anymore and this depresses me.
there's fucking coffee grinds packed all inside my pipe. what did i do
I ate cake in bed. Felt great
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