So A**** bought my story about how my hickey was a bruise from wrestling
on one hand i'm glad that i'm not in trouble...on the other hand i realized that the reason i cheat on her is because she is so stupid
operation harelip BJ is a go
When she sits down, she uses her fat rolls like an arm rest.
oh there is nothing like the 1st beerbong of the school year
Theyr drawing diagrams to try to explain to me how high they are
well in DOG beers, i've only had one
This is the high leading the old right now
she broke my one feeling. seriously I think she broke my dick.
I LOVE YOU SO MUCH I'M ON A WILD DICK CHASE FOR YOU. How many lesbians do YOU know that would do that? HOW MANY????
I'm auditing financial statements and ur growing weed this is bullshit how did this happen to me
you 2 were alone in the living room and the dog walked in and you started yelling what are all these people doing in here
You might have to deal with a coked up ex pan American gold medalist wrestler when you get back to the room
I don't want random pictures of your morning wood. It's like, what a glorious morning oh a penis.
The power of my boobs compel you
So as you were leaving, you leaned on the table too much and 3 glasses slid and fell to the floor. You then looked at me and said "To be honest, glass isnt that expensive anyways" and stumbled out of the bar.
Randomize
