"women exchanges sex for chips" on msnbc
damn even the hoes are getting hit by this economy
it makes me cry that so many people are going to see you naked someday.
you have to choose: penises or morals?
I just remembered yelling "they're gonna let me be a lawyer! Me! Why would they do that?"
You're breaking my vagina 4 times a day I reserve the right to know your middle name.
i had to take off my light up shamrock necklaces, my professor was getting suspicious.
There is nothing scarier than watching yourself breathe in the mirror while on shrooms.
that wasn't rum that I poured down your throat while you were sleeping
Dude, Donte totally wants it. I don't have any idea how I do it. I'm not even cool. I'm not even the hero Gotham deserves. I'm barely high. My hands are swelling. Want me to pick you up anything from five guys?
i mean hes a break dancing puerto rican, how do you think the sex was?
I woke up naked in this guys bed and the first thing I start saying is it's super bowl Sunday like I was yelling
Well I'm trying out this whole "not sleep with a stranger thing"
That's silly... just silly. And by silly I mean unrealistic.
We peed on a building I think...like a building in downtown...not out of view of anyone.
You lost to your mom AND grandma in beer pong last night. pretty sure that constitutes a retirement from the sport
He almost got to me tonight but then I was like fuck it I'm going to dance with a teli-tubby on the bar so fuck you
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