You are not answering and I think it is because you spent 80 dollars worth of drinks on you hot cousin.
Just took my morning after pill in the library
the guy next to me needed a pen, so I let him take one from my book bag. my panties are now being passed around the class...thank you for telling me you hid them in my bookbag.
this bucketlist has just become an excuse for me to be slutty, and i'm not even ashamed
Always fun waking up to 911 as your last dialed call.
I woke up with her little sister yelling "she's dead !!" from the bathroom doorway.
Once he past out I measured his penis with my remote.
for the record, graham crackers won't get the taste of cock out of your mouth. also we're out of graham crackers
It's been decided..lingerie is an investment. You get free breakfast and cab rides out of it.
I just sniffled when I woke up and got a bump of coke. I have never felt so good hung over.
Shame tastes like burnetts and latex
Vodka drinking games. Where you wake up next to a douche lord and see your thong in the blinds.
Fell twice in five points. on my face. literally during a cross walk. The cars just went around me. 21st birthday memories right there
I slapped him but he didn't wake up. He just nuzzled my head, hugged me closer, and smiled.
I attempted to walk home at 5:30 this morning cuz i was mad at him cuz he didn't want to cuddle and didn't have pizza. I got 3 houses down n fell over.
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