haha it's okay then, bc he only killed a canadian, they're not real people
your profile still reads that you like women...interesting? I think there is some photography and video that will show otherwise
i miss vodka and anonymity. college is so rich in both. in college we are a many armed creature, lubricated with beer and sex.
Question: does he have any sense of self image? He looks slightly like he crawled out of the Euphrates after living as a fish for 20 years
Nhdgh I love you very much hello becausevs. Vagina pensiono
its a saturday night. im home alone watching legally blonde, eating week old birthday cake and drinking milk out of the carton. so yeah im doing real well
I just want to go some place where I can have a nice night. Grind on men who speak no English, make out with a girl, and not feel judged.
The bartender just asked me if I owned stock in Jameson. I've been here for less than an hour and he's already judging me.
Well. I guess talking about me stealing your wife may not be in the list of legit conversations
I accidentally called my professor daddy...and I think he liked it. Help, I'm scared.
Before consuming her Waffle House she did a few deep breaths and cleared the table to "prepare herself for this"
I understand why animals eat their young in the wild after watching your kid this afternoon
I just delete my bank app from my phone to have enough storage to download tindr. Is this my life now?
I'm dangerously close to tossing this whole "morals" bullshit and swan-diving into the fuckboy lifestyle.
and then you proceeded to throw soup at him for calling you a bitch...a CAN of soup...
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