It was just pointed out to me in a meeting that there is a lipstick stain on my crotch.
so tomorrow. i'm thinking coinstar then adderall?
yeah, and when i walked in on them fucking he said "go away, i'm making sons."
I'm getting very mixed reviews. One friend told me to stop drinking bc the last 3 times he's heard from me I've either peed my pants, been throwing up, or people have been having sex beside me.
Strangely enough I'm encouraging you to keep drinking for all the same reasons.
I'm sorry I compared your vagina to nascar
I can't! Its just like the night that I bathed you, I didn't tell anyone.
Burritos, beer, and hot tub sex. Merry Christmas to me.
I didn't tell that thing I wasn't coming over. Whoops
You know you haven't dated in a while when you call boys "that thing" and call dates "a boy type thing."
I invited him to my hotel room via snapchat. I'm one hell of a classy bitch
I think I must have activated my bat signal.... All three of my FWBs contacted me today!
We turned his nipples into a drinking game.
I threw up in 4 different Starbucks across the city before 9 am.
Turns out naked twister is less fun than it sounds. I can never look Lee in the eye again. But Aimee's boobs are glorious.
fuck st louis. fuck their hockey. fuck their basball. fuck their football if they still got it. fuck their tiddlywinks teamm. fuck their ribs. fuck their entire city. what im trying to say is i dont like st louis
OH GOD IT TASTES LIKE IT SMELLS
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