Ok pretty sure I just saw Mike O'Malley walking through the parking lot. I wanted to see if I followed him, would he lead me to the acro-criag, i've always wanted a crack at that bitch.
Sad Moment: I only had enough $ at 711 to buy chips or salsa. I chose salsa and took a plastic spoon
Wow... that's disturbing man, and their not even my balls
I need a leash, or some shame. Maybe.
You know it's a good party when even the dealers were too fucked up. Just found and counted 140 E pills I found in a bag in the couch. Just paid for weed this month.
So the old dude that tried to fight me is definitely Katie's dad. And the pot cookie's kicking in. Shit is getting weird.
i miss freshman lecture halls much harder to take shots in a class of 20
I approve. Last time I was there, I left E's room to get a drink of water. Found M sitting on the kitchen counter in his boxers hammered and eating a banana. He proceeded to feed me the rest of his banana then went to bed with the lights on. You two will be great.
he cock-blocks himself, don't try to make excuses for him!
I feel like if he almost got me pregnant once, i can at least say hi in a bar
My fridge is empty and all of my food is in the bathtub. Just.. Why?
SO AWKS THEY ARE HAVING A COUPLE FIGHT AND I JUST WANT PIZZA
My weirdest encounter with a stranger though was when for some reason they just gave me a box of unopened socks. Needless to say, I never used them.
Just had to read the instructions to my microwave. How am I so high?
And thank god for autocorrect cuz I can't even think in English let alone spell in it right now.
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