i just smoke outta the biggest bowl i've ever seen. the kid was totally compensating for a tiny weeenie.
it looked like a condom graveyard when i woke up. they were everywhere
He keeps asking me for girl advice, i told him im an expert at getting drunk, not girls
at least i was responsible enough to take off my shoe and throw up in it
I'm back here naked if anyones wondering
Some guy just showed up at my door to return my bikini top. EXPLAIN NOW
i just want to be sober by dinner like is that too much to ask
Is it bad if I just put band-aids over my nipples? Way too hungover be dealing with a bra
You thought that you were playing full contact and started screaming "I will fucking end you! I will end you!" and tried tackling everyone in the room.
Do you think it would be a margarita if you just out tequila in a sonic slush?
I just want to sing to him and rub baby oil on his head
who has a one night stand on Christmas ? But he's pretty attractive so thumbs up
He just snapchatted me a blank snap that said "miss our sex" Vagina game too strong
when u match a guy bc he's from Oregon & he's trying to flirt, shut up i just want to talk about trees
We could have fun in a cardboard box. Think of the damage we could do at an amusement park!
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