I had so many friends before that round of Never Have I Ever.
don't wear any deodorant. we have to do everything we can to sabotage this wedding
i saw his dick when we were four, so thats kind of ruined for me now
Its all fun and games until someone grabs the electrical fence.
Lol. No. We cannot eat chicken while we have sex. No.
At what point lastnight did a lens fall out of my glasses and nobody tell me?
I was scared that I should know him but I was too busy blacking out to remember
just because the DWI class is located at the University does not make him a professor. I was duped, he is in no way, shape or form a professor!
My orifices are off limits as long as you have that stache. Your call.
the police report says i screamed sanctuary from a jungle gym at the playground when they caught up with us, obviously they disregarded international law.
I was stretching naked in the middle of my room singing "Somewhere Over the Rainbow", apparently this is what I do when I'm high and the wifi goes out
There's a potato with a bite taken out of it in the kitchen
Remember the time you puked your contact lens out?
He was eating me out on a samsung washing machine and as soon as I came, I heard the "end of cycle" song. That tune will now always remind me of the screaming, multiple orgasms I recieved tonight!
27 year olds can still do oral in a car right? Or is that trashy?
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