Lonely and bored. Am I allowed to play Dance Dance Revolution by myself?
she was so "full of love" from watching twilight that she came over and gave me a handjob. when does the next movie come out?
she just made a shot glass out of magazine paper. I love her.
After waking up today, I would like to find the Jesus preachers on campus to ask for help in asking for forgiveness to God.
This is getting ridiculous. See/touch her boobs=good day. Not see/not touch her boobs=bad day. I am legitimately depressed over the lack of tits in my hands right now.
Guy, there will be accountabilities this weekend that you will need to respond to, or else.
Just successfully made home fries from potatoes we used as bowls while stoned as shit. I deserve a trophy.
This is what we get for finishing a whole box of Franzia by ourselves
Matt is trying to convince me that we have a deal where if I show him my tits he won't do cocaine. Apparently we shook hands on it?
How ironic... opening your legs for closure.
Sunday morning breakfast with the boyfriends family. I just puked in the stall at Cracker Barrell. Classy.
yeah, I woke up with nacho cheese crusted all over my face and head...a lone jalapeno still stuck in my ear...you win this round drunk nachos....
I HATE BEING THIS HIGH FML IT'S LIKE I'M MAKING UP FOR ALL THE 4:20S I DIDNT DO ALL AT ONCE
I'm, like, this 🤏🏼 close to buying crocs
And you're also 🤏🏼 to never putting your dick inside me again
Is 6 weeks really a benchmark now?
Ask me in 6 more weeks, when they're in a bisexual polycule.
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