I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
What's the politest way to tell someone that you're only interested in them when they're naked, and even then it's just like a passing "meh?"
I just googled maps his house, and took the virtual tour back to my apartment, just so I could visualize the walk of shame in the morning
I just found 51 cents in my bed. Did you leave me a tip?
I just found out you can file for divorce online. I love America.
How far into the semester do we have to be before it's ok to get drunk in between classes again?
I was informed that last night we held hands while puking on the curb outside the bar.
We just have a real special relationship.
My taste buds are fucked up, everything tastes like fire after last night.
We walked in and someone handed her an unopened bottle of jack with her name on it. She's like a drunken celebrity.
I'm only wearing socks and eating tuna, don't do this to me right now.
There was nowhere else for me to go. I'm like the island of misfit toys but I'm hot.
If you're with any of them tell them i apologize for (insert whatever i did here)
so i find a box of condoms inside my car with turn by turn directions to her bedroom... kinda freaked out cause she got my address and somehow inside my car
hey, just so we're clear, next time we go swimming drunk at my house, we have to use the floating chairs instead of my mattress. i'm not sure how to get it out of the pool.
dont know what thebfuxk is in rhat shit, but dont lemme have antmore
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